All of these silly american headcanons

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recently I have some random headcanons uvu about the american countries (AMERICAN countries,not america LOLOLOL)
anyway,

The first two are for Gakuen Hetalia uvu

First:
What if, the Latin American countries have a club in gakuen hetalia?
Maybe not the best or most united club but, a good club ok.
The club would be the dance club, Since the latin Rythms are very known worldwide. They would represent the school in dance contests and festivals. Sometimes Alfred is there too.
Everybody dance other countries' dances, no matter what,but usually they are best in their own style.
The boss and founder there would be Cuba (you can't tell me otherwise because I'll kick you)
And the best of the best (for me) would be:
1- Cuba (The boss , he can dance everything omg, he is good at happy and elegant dances,but his weight is a problem at stunts)
2- Brazil /Colombia (They break the dancefloor with their hips and their sexy movements, the best of the best with their hips and shoulders)
3 - Mexico ( Mexico is a light and adaptable dancer, good at the quick dances and she's the best in stunts, thanks to her lightweight and light feet she is very fast,but she is not very good dancing elegant rythms,she is a disaster in elegant rythms,so sorry./////mostly because her legs aren't as elegant as they could be,and she doesn't really enjoy slow rythms )
4- Panama / Puerto Rico /almost every caribbean country ( They are the best with slow movements w/ their hips, most of the caribbean countries enjoy Cuban rythms a lot, and they are the kings and queens of them)
5 - Argentina ( THE QUEEN OF THE SLOW AND ELEGANT MOVEMENTS, the best ok).

Sometimes, the US is there, but as a guest, since his rythms aren't latin, but the other countries enjoy to dance them anyway .


Two:
Talking about American countries in latin hetalia, I have this for the American group in Gakuen Hetalia (like the European, the Asian the african etcetc)
Their delegates would be:

President of the class- Alfred
The typical president who won because he was popular.
A wild and happy president, who takes care of his group,but usually he is more interested in making parties in the group that take care of the important things inside of it.  A Good leader, but sometimes he forgets he is the fucking leader.

vice-president - Matthew
He is the one who takes all the responsabilities since his superior is too busy with parties.
Usually he is forgotten and ignored, but he is the brain behind the president of the Class, who usually just quote what Matthew says.

The treasurer - Brazil
Brazil is the attendant of the money in the class, he is the one who saves,spend and manipulates the treasure of the America's class.
What a good job you have there, Brazil. I want to be you.

Secretary /counselor - Mexico
Well, she is the secretary, she is the one who manipulates Alfred and Matthew's schedule and the one who is in charge if one of them is sick. She has the power of the Schedule (?) (HAHAHA) come on, omg. she knows every step Alfred and the other does and usually she is the one who talks with the principal about it, because Alfred is an irresponsible president and matthew is just, there...trying to help( she doesn't ignore him).

And the best students in the class (could be) :
Puerto Rico, Chile, Panama, Brazil, Mexico,Costa Rica, Peru, Colombia,Uruguay, Guatemala.
Along with the US in the first place,of course.
I don't think Raquel would be the fifth best student, since she is not a good student at all--- but well, whatever.

I Selected them (the first) because they are the most important/influential countries in America around the world.
And the best students for their Global Competitiveness Index (Source Wikipedia) .

And the third is an AU I had with Aya, about a dancing contest 
Again, with american countries uvu
We were talking and we decided to do an imaginary contest and the winners (in my imagination) were:

1st place - Cuba / Puerto Rico 
Come on, anyone who dance with Cuba could win. like wowowowowow. and Puerto Rico, My respect. omg

Second Place - Brazil / Argentina (otp )
omg they are the best of the best, nobody can beat them with their samba-tango mix ,bye.
They born to be together in this contest.

Third place - The U.S / Mexico 
Their Rythms are so mixed that they became one.
 orz orz TEXMEX,QUEBRADITA, JAZZ, RAP ,COUNTRY ETC ETC ETC.
A good dancer pair, but a bit ...uneven?


The judges would be Colombia and Panama (because they are the best but I prefer them to be a judge), Spain (Olé) , and some african countries (Because latin rythms are influenced by Afroamerican rythms)
and well, the pairs where of their geographical proximity and sometimes the two countries mix and share their rythms.
I WANTED COLOMBIA AND PANAMA AS A DANCING COUPLE, BUT THEY BOTH ARE GIRLS???? sobs.

Ok, ignore this :iconlazycryplz:
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THANK YOU JESUS FOR THIS HUMA BEING WHO HAD THIS GREAT IDEA. As for Colombia and Panama will be dancing some 'girl power' kinda song I LOVE THISSS